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shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry
shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry who
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
That irrational pang of jealousy when one of your mutuals reblogs something you posted from someone other than you
When I'm married to Harry
- Harry: *walks in with laptop* Hey...did you ever have a tumblr?
- Me: ......no. I don't really get technology....................
- Harry: oh really? *turns laptop towards me*
- Me: Okay, okay, I HAD one, like before we met. No big deal every girl did. I haven't seen that thing in years.
- Harry: why is there a photoset of me sleeping.....
- Me: oh, you know, people had pictures of you guys doing anything back then
- Harry: it was posted 30 minutes ago and it was taken in our bedroom.
- Me:
- Harry:
- Me: .......how many notes does it have.....?
OMG ZAYN POSTED THIS ON HIS YOUTUBE AND AS I WAS DOWNLOADING THE AUDIO HE MADE THE VIDEO PRIVATE AND I ONLY GOT LIKE 5 SECONDS OF IT. BUT HE SOUNDS SO PERFECT AND I CANT.
Peasants These Days
Some girl just posted on her Facebook Weed is now legal? Alright then(: You. Are. An. Idiot. Yes it’s legal but only for people with medical needs. Last time I checked you’re just a freak. Sorry not sorry.
Do you ever just get the urge to pack up and either
a) Hike the American West and explore national parks and camp out under the stars while taking pictures on a film camera and,
b) Country-hop across Europe and get lost in cities and have brunch outside while people watching and drink espresso
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